amelia (mmmbopthis) wrote,

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stolen from...yer mom


(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never ridden in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(X) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never had a threesome (they were making out/messing around threesomes, OK?! not actual sex. . .:p)
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself (yeah. . .camping sucks. . .that whole squating thing. . .lmao)
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job(hey its food here people!)
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude.
(_) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(_) I never jumped out of an airplane
(_) I have never been to a nudist event
(X) I have never been naked on the internet
(X) I have never had a foursome
(X) I have never played golf
(_) I have never played truth or dare
(X) I have never been to the Southern Hemisphere
(_) I have never caught my parents having sex.
(X) I have never been caught having sex by my grandparents.
(X) I have never been to a frat party.
(X) I have never had sex in an airplane.
(_) I have never broken a bone.
(_) I have never owned a video game system (nes, super nes, etc)
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