"You're joking, right?"
"No, your platelets are too low. They need to be at least at 50 to do it."
IS IT TOO HARD TO ASK A CANCER PATIENT WHAT THEIR PLATELETS ARE BEFORE THE OPERATION?.
Apparently, when your last day is thursday and you don't care about your patients, it is. Because OF COURSE I'm going to have low platelets, you dumb bitch, that's why I'm getting the fucking port in the first place!