I came to a revelation this weekend about relationships, etc. You will undoubtedly be misled in a relationship and do stupid stuff if your role model for the perfect relationship during your formative teen years was a volatile relationship where the husband was psycologically abusive and manipulative and destructive and the wife chronically lied to him, did a buttload of stuff behind his back, and then cheated on him. And, some say (although this is only a rumor), she did coke (which may or may not be true, she got kinda crazy at the end).
Life has a funny way of working out when you least expect it.
If Hummers didn't suck so much and I had a lot of money and a driver's liscence, I would totally get one just because the rad "Little Monster" commercial from the Superbowl almost convinced me.