Ali being fresh back from being in Russia, she hasn't been to the CB bars (not like they're that great). The usual - a gross boy groping me who I threatened to punch in the tummy, some "tents" :-D and a gaggle of nasty-ass girls smoking and attacking me with their asses in my face. Good times.
Then we went to Goonies, where my ex-boss Jason from the karate school and ex-role model for oh...ten + years works. It was dead, but he bought me a drink as the bar tender. He's gotten effing HOT.
Jason is not attractive. I've known him for ten years. Jason is not attractive. I've known him for ten years. Jason is not attractive. I've known him for ten years. Jason is not attractive. I've known him for ten years. Jason is not attractive. I've known him for ten years.
...I'll just keep telling myself that.