April 4th, 2006

amelia coast

Dear Friends,

please do not give out my phone number to journalists.

love,
me

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A woman from the Oregon Daily Emerald called me. I swore I would never do a newspaper interview ever again after The World...but I'm meeting with this woman tomorrow.

I hope it doesn't get to the Associated Press, because journalists keep wasting my phone minutes and I'll be damned if my 15 minutes of fame is for having cancer.