IF EVERYONE WAS SINGLE
Fill in as appropriate:
Y = Yes.
N = No.
M = Maybe, depends.
A = Already have done.
D= Decline to answer.
( ) go out with me?
( ) give me your number?
( ) let me kiss you?
( ) have sex with me?
( ) play an SM scene with me?
( ) watch a movie with me... even a really sappy one?
( ) let me take you out to dinner?
( ) drive me somewhere/anywhere?
( ) take a shower with me?
( ) be my gf/bf?
( ) have a fling with me?
( ) listen to me if I called you, crying, even if you were out with all of your friends?
( ) buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
( ) take me home for the night?
( ) let me sleep in your bed?
( ) sing car karaoke with me?
( ) sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
( ) re-post this for me to answer your questions?
( ) come and pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of petrol in the middle of nowhere?
So I don't want to do a seperate entry and I don't want to disallow comments because then you wouldn't be able to respond to that cute/silly thing that I posted. So deal with it. First and foremost because the good news comes first: JOHN EDWARDS IS GOING TO BE HERE TOMORROW. OMG. *squee* It's pretty bad when your celebrity crush is the running mate for the democratic candidate. I'm such a nerd. But but but...*squee!!!*
And now for the other 23.5 hours of my day: Okay, this part's kinda cool too. My boss had to leave this morning, so she was there just long enough to say that she had to leave, and pretty much trusted me (as the returnee with two first years) opening the cafe by ourselves. I felt very very good. Till Andra came at 8. So we had 1 1/2 hours without a stupidvisor.
And now for the other 22 hours of my day: I lodged a formal complaint against an asshole customer who uses his FA position to be an ass to the general public, I feel like I want to die most of the time (platelet update as of yesterday: 13,000 whereas most people's start at 150,000), miss my mommy (who is coming in a week and a half to watch OTR with me. Yay!!), am sooo fed up with Scarlett that I want to yell at her (but I don't and am very thankful that she quickly took to her litter box), am fed up because I'm stupid and create these stupid insecurities when I'm just being stupid, hate school and have six more years...am I missing anything? Oh, yes. Hate hate hate with the passion of the fire of a thousand suns the people who just look at you and assume like they know everything. To them, I say, "Burn in my own personal hell: listening to your parents having sex while doing english for my 8th grade english teacher buck ass nekkid in -100 degree F weather." Yes, you read that correctly.