What the crap is this crap about Fizzy Fruit? Making fruit better? Crap. It's the same thing as Berkely releasing all these stupid new pills, like the sleeping pill, female incompetence, blah blah blah. Preying on the needs of stupid, environment-induced deluged stupid people. I just hate it that everyone has to pop a magic pill. Adult ADD? Gimme a break. I bet if people changed something about their environment they wouldn't have so many damn problems. Fucking pills.
I had a dream the other night that I was bald except around the edges, where I had a pony tail like those old new agey hippies. Ew. That made me more panicky than the first time I actually lost my hair. Just ew.
Jess and Andrew came by today to temporarily relieve me of the mask nazi. It was fantastic.