amelia (mmmbopthis) wrote,
amelia
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More proof my mom is the coolest fucking mom ever:

She sent me this joke today:

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books: the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?"

"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

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My love and I decided (kind of) that we should go to grad school in the same town.

But what about the next million years before I graduate?
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