amelia (mmmbopthis) wrote,
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Real NON April Foo's update

Yes. I just wrote "foo". Suckers. :-)

For the record, I DID NOT talk to Chance, and have not for at least a year. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not moving. Taylor and Suz and I are staying right here...unless, that is, Sarah doesn't get into OHSU, which in that case, we're gonna have to find somewhere else to live.

Really. I promise. The only exciting thing that even comes remotely close to anything like that is that Katie and I were drinking bubble tea and saw GTF Nick walking down the street with a girl wearing a band on her left ring finger. She was taller than him, though, and they didn't look too chummy. He stopped to chat.

God, I love "Troy". Is it the llama on the other side of the world? Is it the blatent stealing of the French Horn solo of Shostokovich's Symphony # 5? Is it the half-naked men? (ixnay on the last one because Orlando Bloom's character is a whiny bitch and really, the hottest thing in this movie is Hector's wife, Andromache *shrugs*). Is it the fact that the sun sets on the wrong side of the sea? Oh, yeah..."filmed in Malta..." Is it Achilles and the Myrmadon who are surely NOT the lions he says they are (aren't Myrmadon like, small creatures or something?)

...

must be the llama.

I'm sad that the Bible was translated so innacurately (horn solo!) and yet it's still the most often read book and the most often stolen book. So sad. I hate being grammar nazi and reading the Bible.

I found another good book though. Tom Green wrote some sort of autobiography called "Hollywood gives you Cancer." This puts him on the list of "Hollywood semi-A-listers who write hilarious books and I want to screw them senseless:

1. Jon Stuart (I'd hump his book "America..." if I had my own copy)
2. Tom Green. (Tom Green, he's so hot right now, Tom Green)
3. Jason Isaacs (DILF - wait, does he HAVE a kid? could just be Guy ILF)...


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