But I'll make another. hemhem *In my best Gone with the Wind voice* As God as my witness, I will eat more caramel this year. The end.
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
I officially hate my job. It's just not fun anymore. Oh, wait, that's right, I've hated it for a while now.
I HAVE KISSED SOMEONE...
(bold everything that applies to yourself)
01. On the cheek.
02. On the lips.
03. On their hands or fingers.
04. In my room.
05. In their room.
06. Of the same sex.
07. Of the opposite sex.
09. Younger than me.
10. Older than me.
11. With jet black hair.
12. With curly hair.
13. With blonde hair & blue eyes.
14. With flaming red hair.
15. With straight hair.
16. Smaller/shorter than me.
17. Bigger/taller than me.
18. With a lip ring. <- wouldn't it get in the way?
19. Who I had just met. (not one of my finer moments)
20. Who was homosexual. does bi work?
21. Who I didn't really want to kiss.
22. On a holiday.
23. Who was going out with someone close to me.
24. Who was my good friend's brother or sister.
25. Who had been/is in jail.
26. In a graveyard.
27. At a show/concert.
28. At the beach.
29. In a pool, jacuzzi, or some type of water.
30. Who was legally too young/old for me to have sex with. shut up.
31. With dyed hair.
32. With a shaved head.
33. Who was my good friend.
34. Who was/is in a band.
35. Who has tattoos.
36. Who is of a completely different race then me.
37. In the rain.
38. In another continent besides where I was born.
39. With an accent. not yet?
40. With an STD. oh fuck that's gross
41. On a boat.
42. In a car/taxi/bus. yay band bus trips!
43. On a plane.
44. At the circus/carnival.
45. With a missing body part. does forskin count?
46. In the movies. hello being 15.