amelia (mmmbopthis) wrote,
amelia
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You can bitch or you can sing. But I've found that bitching requires a lot more effort and recieves a lot less praise.

I'm now afraid to pee in my own bathroom, as wiping myself with a square of toilet paper from the last roll that sat under the sink and got water logged, dried itself, and now smells mustier than my grandma's attic kind of scares me.
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